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In the world of entertainment, people use celebrities to endorse themselves. Some of these are true endorsements, some are not. You can write to most celebrities, ask for an autographed photo and they will send it (sometimes with a personalized message) at your request. For the average person, this is no big deal, but what happens when someone uses this to make money by bringing up their status with bogus endorsements? It does happen, another hypnotist I knew told me how it was done, I presume he did it due to the large numbers of celebrity endorsements he uses. So without further adieu… here are some JayDee Hypnotist celebrity endorsements, pictures NOT included.

Don’t call me again! - Eddie Murphy

Who IS this? - Jessica Simpson

And this is my final warning…. - Bill Cosby

Thanks - Marc Savard

Please leave a message after the beep. - Oprah Winfrey

Stop mumbling. - Simon Cowell

The police have now been called. - William Shatner

Excuse me. - Bono

Got a light? - Keith Richards

Get a life. - Dr. Phil

Crying will not help you now! - Judge Judy

Okay, you need help buddy. - Britney Spear

Who eezz dis? - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Buy the book, don’t keep begging me for a free copy! - Wayne Lee

There is someone in this stall already. - Donald Trump

Give it two good coats of wax… thanks. - Jay Leno

You didn’t think that stunt up, I did and I’ll sue!!! - Gerard V

With endorsements like these my road to success feels so much shorter :)

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